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The Visit – Movie Review
2.4
2 years ago

The Visit – Movie Review

M. Night Shyamalan has fallen quite a ways since his hey days of Signs and The Sixth Sense. Audience members prepare for his token ‘twist’ and they just keep getting …
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The Gallows – Movie Review
2.4
2 years ago

The Gallows – Movie Review

Within 2 minutes of watching The Gallows I didn’t care about the story or the characters at all. And after 5 minutes you couldn’t pay me to care about anything …
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 – Review
2
2 years ago

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 – Review

By  •  Comedy, Action

Dear Sony, what ever compelled you to green light financing of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. We know you’ve been making a string of terrible decisions like mocking your talent …
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The Millennials (2015) – Review
3
2 years ago

The Millennials (2015) – Review

On one hand, you have to hand it to both Brad Everett and Ben Oliver for getting their film The Millennials out there for mass viewership. On the other hand, nothing …
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Accidental Love – Review
2.3
2 years ago

Accidental Love – Review

You know David O. Russell, the Academy Awards darling responsible for Jennifer Lawrence’s prevalence? Well, Accidental Love is so bad he went the pseudonym route because he wants to wipe …
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Serena – Review
3.6
2 years ago

Serena – Review

By  •  Drama

Serena is a bunch of melodramatic nonsense masked as a worthy Hollywood feature film – when in reality it is just a bigger budgeted soap opera set in a historical …
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The Boy Next Door – Review
2
2 years ago

The Boy Next Door – Review

By  •  Thriller

There are some films that never see the light of day, unfortunately The Boy Next Door was not one of those films, but boy, it should have been!

Jennifer Lopez …
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Fifty Shades of Grey – Review
2.8
2 years ago

Fifty Shades of Grey – Review

By  •  Romance, Drama

You might be surprised by this fact, but this twenty-something female never read the 50 Shades series by E.L. James. As a member of the novel’s target demographic fan base, …
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Mortdecai – Review
2
2 years ago

Mortdecai – Review

By  •  Comedy, Action

Adapted to the screen from the Kyril Bonfiglioli series of the same name, Mortdecai is a wonky crime thriller rife with bad accents, bad acting, and painfully boring plot.

An …
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The Gambler – Review
2.8
2 years ago

The Gambler – Review

There is no reason The Gambler should be as bad a film as it is – the writers and director involved have all experienced success with well made films and …
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