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Mad Max: Fury Road – Review
9
2 years ago

Mad Max: Fury Road – Review

George Miller‘s Mad Max: Fury Road is a culmination of over thirty years worth of a vivid creative vision into a magnificent, spectacular and awe-inspiring masterpiece. Not since Christopher Nolan‘s The Dark Knight have …
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Barely Lethal – Review
5.8
2 years ago

Barely Lethal – Review

Barely Lethal is a pretty flimsy film that relies on the lack of adequate entertainment for tweens to stay afloat.

84, played by Hailee Steinfeld, is an orphan who was …
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Avengers: Age of Ultron – Review
5.8
2 years ago

Avengers: Age of Ultron – Review

We at Archon Reviews like to keep our reviews as “clean” as possible. Avengers: Age of Ultron leads us to be forced to utilize a term that breaks that rule. …
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 – Review
2
2 years ago

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 – Review

By  •  Comedy, Action

Dear Sony, what ever compelled you to green light financing of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. We know you’ve been making a string of terrible decisions like mocking your talent …
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Furious Seven (Furious 7) – Review
6.3
3 years ago

Furious Seven (Furious 7) – Review

Through the course of seven films, the Fast and the Furious gang changed a lot from the scrappy youngsters they were in 2001. By 2015, the group is now whittled …
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Blackhat – Review
3.6
3 years ago

Blackhat – Review

Blackhat is the type of methodical crime drama thriller that infuriates fans of the genre. Rather than trying to be energetic and original, it follows the formula to a banal …
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Seventh Son – Review
5.5
3 years ago

Seventh Son – Review

Seventh Son reads as fanfic, not even a particularly poor one at that, it’s just so uninspired and at times caricaturized that it never manages to be anything more than …
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Wild Card – Review
3.3
3 years ago

Wild Card – Review

By  •  Crime, Action

Based on a novel by William Goldman, already made into a movie in 1986 called Heat, Wild Card is just your basic tale set in Sin City.

Wild Card is …
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Kingsman: The Secret Service – Review
7.4
3 years ago

Kingsman: The Secret Service – Review

Slated for an American release in February amongst the lame romantic comedies and other dud-like films released in the dead of winter, Kingsman: The Secret Service shocks all by being …
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Mortdecai – Review
2
3 years ago

Mortdecai – Review

By  •  Comedy, Action

Adapted to the screen from the Kyril Bonfiglioli series of the same name, Mortdecai is a wonky crime thriller rife with bad accents, bad acting, and painfully boring plot.

An …
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